Rottin' in Denmark Vox 2008-05-13T06:55:40Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00ccff92e7f8d756/tags/pictures/ I've never slept with a man and neither has my wife Bike ride to Dyrehaven tag:vox.com,2008-05-11:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600f48cf704190003 2008-05-11T14:33:08Z 2008-05-13T06:55:40Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

We look like the medal ceremony for the Awkward Olympics The gas crisis isn't so serious under an Arne Jacobsen awning In Denmark, this counts as an Alp

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]]> Short people need ties too tag:vox.com,2008-03-31:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600e398eb823c0004 2008-03-31T15:51:04Z 2008-03-31T15:51:04Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

It was either the scissors, or rock the tuckage

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]]> Out-of-context faces from my birthday party tag:vox.com,2008-03-31:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600e398eb82150004 2008-03-31T15:48:29Z 2008-04-01T11:09:00Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Happy Sleepy Sneezy Dopey Grumpy Bashful Doc Blitzen?

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]]> Das Birthday tag:vox.com,2008-03-14:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600e398e5c3100004 2008-03-14T08:06:48Z 2008-03-14T15:38:31Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

26 luftballoons Post-rabbit, pre-outpassage, mid-weissbier And... this was pretty much the weekend

Last weekend was my birthday, so me and two friends leiderhosed down to Berlin to enjoy the city's food, nightlife, cheapness and general culture of irresponsibility. We spent most of the weekend consuming one thing or another, so instead of desc...

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]]> Fjord Explorer tag:vox.com,2007-12-16:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600e398c8beb80004 2007-12-16T10:19:14Z 2007-12-16T11:30:32Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Oh my God people actually get to live in this country You do weird things on vacation, like driving two hours to see a rock... Bush in 07 "Sooo, what do we do after we see the rocks?" "Espresso?" "Let's go." Rocking my world Photo taken while riding on back of albatross Taking a break from ... marching, maybe? Sea lions sleep like dracula in New Zealand, apparently Milford Sound I've got 99 problems, but a ditch ain't one Notice the seals If Al Gore gets what he wants, these will be underwater Our vessel, the HMS Don't-think-about-the-exchange-rate This waterfall is 160 meters high, almost exactly the height of ... Denmark We saw a shitload of dolphins I'm sure that cliff face will be replaced by a Starbucks next time I'm here Giac was maimed by a parrot. Luckily tourists were there to document this. Why did my thumbs-up get an abortion? Pukaki-porn I am Italian and brooding and awesome. Your daughter lives with me now. Lakebed meets Jewhair Spot the invasive species What a lush Don't fall in the Pukaki! This observatory doesn't have a telescope or anything. It's just there to make your photos better. Put your chest-hair away; you're in the mountains now More epicity In New Zealand, 'Historic site' means anything older than your grandma I set my camera to 'symbolic of mankind's insignificance'

It's been an action-packed week here at the Summertime Ranch. Two days after my arrival I was treated to a visit by a buddy of mine from my halcyon Aarhus days, and we promptly took off on a roadtrip together. Among the highlights: Penguins (cut...

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]]> In da 'hus tag:vox.com,2007-10-03:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600e398af0b9e0005 2007-10-03T14:28:39Z 2007-10-03T14:28:39Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

The only thing less appealing than me in this picture is what I was drinking There was a farmers fair in town My camera should just automatically stamp all my photos with 'I'm the short one' I love these The sacred and the profane "And that, Mike, is how babies are made" I see people wearing T-shirts with this print on them all the time Imitating Venice I love these, too What the fuck is Jumpsuit Girl doing? Rapunzel, Rapunzel... This could easily be Moscow This is how we roll in Denmark-tober Imitating the Thames

In my 18 months of Copenhagening, I had almost forgotten how much I love Aarhus. A mini-reunion of some old friends put me on the Trans-Denmark Railroad last weekend for the first time in almost a year, and I spent most of the weekend marvelling ...

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]]> Beach-in' weekend on the coast tag:vox.com,2007-09-17:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600e398a95de50002 2007-09-17T06:50:48Z 2007-09-17T07:03:17Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Moclips, Washington I made it! Beach We arrive Beach toss Brock watching football Totally candid, there There's nothing weirder than someone sleeping with their eyes open The water was 54 degrees Fahrenheit Globetrotting Like you've never tried on a silly hat before Beach, Washington-style The womenfolk stayed behind to mind the cattle This is about all the activity we could face on Sunday Doing man-shit

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]]> Cliff notes tag:vox.com,2007-08-06:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600e3989b30eb0003 2007-08-06T21:25:31Z 2007-08-07T07:10:42Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Not particularly Denmark I'm very pond of this one Me in front of the Møn-scape Anyone know why these are geologically significant? What's even more amazing is that my chest hair is all chalk, too As God intended... Denmark has fauna, look! Oliver Suck in! That's how my entire body looked after like 20 minutes The chalk gets in the water The gayest little Indian chief That shadow means we got there too late Klimt eastwood

Yesterday, in a fit of tourist-showing-around, we borrowed a car (thanks Lasse!) and drove to Denmark’s verticalest attraction, Møns Klimt. We were varying shades of hung over from the previous night’s utterly baffling rave, but managed to exi...

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]]> Roskilde '07: Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love my galoshes tag:vox.com,2007-07-09:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600d4144a0a126a47 2007-07-09T13:09:15Z 2007-07-09T13:15:04Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Wednesday, 'before' the rain I'm looking at the clouds, going 'Nah, it won't be a rainy festival this year' I has a mascot Ominousness Most of these photos are close-ups, since we spent so much time huddled together, staying dry Literally the calm before the storm Andre spent half the festival looking for places to galosh-wash Getting drunk with policemen This is how I spent Thursday Dammit, the rain is diluting my cosmo! In any photograph of more than 3 gays, at least one will be on his cell phone Saturday morning, after the UN did some suction. This was seriously knee-deep on Thursday Nothing says 'classy' like a wine-box with a wine-bag inside Iason has a drinking problem This picture's not out of focus. Logan just has a blurry face When be-burka'd drunkards invade your pictures. I look very pleased about this So much brown No, Andre, no matter how hard you blow on the fork, bubbles won't come out Multiply this by about 300 acres, and you've got Roskilde Gays get angry when they are photographed in bad lighting Romanian mmmpah-mmmpah music Andre doesn't have a beard. That's just festival-mud Dancing in Denmark mostly consists of fist-pumps Every few minutes, lesbians just go 'Boo!' The sheer glamour of Roskilde Sundays All I need is a banana and a toothbrush, and I'm set Iason bublé Logan in the middle of morning prayers. Tubooooorg akbar! Hella people were sleeping in the lounge Nothing ends a hangover like loud techno, salty fries, strong beer, and lighted-up geometric shapes Landscape, Denmark-style Way more people like Arctic Monkeys than I thought. Boo! Why WOULDN'T there be a mannequin hoisted above the crowd at Muse? 3-2-1 gayface! Oooh, meta! Two post-caipirinha, pre-Basement Jaxx foreigners LCD Soundsystem - "All My Friends" Goose - Bring it On (2006)

Bands I ended up seeing this year: Arcade Fire LCD Soundsystem Band Ane (plinky!) The National The Flaming Lips (costumey!) Oh No Ono Loney, Dear A Hawk and a Hacksaw (hammer dulcimey!) The Who (elderly!) Goose Bonde Do Role Grizzly Bear (Seattl...

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]]> Heat wave, Copenhagen-style tag:vox.com,2007-06-10:asset-6a00ccff92e7f8d75600d09e76228dbe2b 2007-06-10T11:50:07Z 2007-06-10T11:50:07Z Rottin' in Denmark http://rottenindenmark.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Islands Brygge Cool watering-hole structure on the main canal Islands Brygge again Iason as God created him You. Shall. Not. Pass. Typical Danish beach scene 10.30 pm in June...

So the last few days here have been in the 80s, which for Denmark is the downright bayou. This, combined with the 11 pm sunsets, means that of the last 48 waking hours, I've spent roughly 47 of them outside. Here's a few pics from the first sprin...

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