7 posts tagged “gay”
Just tell them gays are increasingly victimized ... by Muslims.
Not very long ago, Oslo was an icy Shangri-la of Scandinavian self-discipline, governability, and respect for the law. But in recent years, there have been grim changes, including a rise in gay-bashings. The summer of 2006 saw an unprecedented wave of them. The culprits, very disproportionately, are young Muslim men.
See that? ‘Unprecedented wave’. ‘Rise’. ‘Recent years’. ‘Grim changes’. Those are called statistics, punk. As unassailable as the shimmering virtue of Jenna Bush. Each of those terms signify quantifiable percentages based on not-remotely-anecdotal data. How nice of the author, Bruce Bawer, to translate such robust numbers into terms even an illiterate (i.e. a Muslim) can understand!
The real gem of the article, as it always is with these fact-vaccinated rocking chair rants, lies in the comments section:
Europe threw out the God of the Bible to serve the god of themselves. The God of the Bible has abandoned you to face Devil with out his help. That Devil is Allah.
The future belongs to those that show up for it. In Europe, that would be the products of Muslim wombs. Two generations, max, and Europe is Dar al Islam
Within 10 years, a veil will be REQUIRED to be worn by ALL European women, to avoid being raped or worse, and alcohol will be banned in the EU.
Fortunately, here in the U.S., we have a fundamental right to self defense, up to and including the right to keep and bear arms (at least for now).
I have no understanding of today’s leftists. I watched Iranian leftists push to eliminate the Shah, and then I watched them get elbowed aside as the Muslims took over and instituted a far-right theocracy. I haven’t trusted Muslims since then.
It would appear that gays, as well as Jews, are canaries in the European coal mine, and die first when noxious jihadism seeps in.
I’m quoting this guy in full because I think I dated him in Aarhus:
Some Muslim men are violent,insecure,homophobic,misogynistic,neanderthals.The only way to deal with their violent outbursts is to literally defend yourself ,and if necessary,use force and weapons.When innocent victims start kicking these hooligans asses and possibly kill them sorry butts,then the Muslim thugs will understand they can retain backwards thoughts,but acting on it is illegal.Europeans are wimpy pussies!!!
We are about a generation away from all of Europe’s great cathedrals being turned into mosques to accommodate the muslim invaders.
You noticing a pattern yet?
While I agree that the muslim view on homosexuality is horrific, I don't agree that the gay situation in Oslo is that bad. In general I'd say gays are more visible than ever. And a gay couple walking on Karl Johan will not draw any attention what so ever.
Oh wait, that’s a comment from an actual Norwegian. How’d that get in there?
Being a Catholic I agree with Pope Benedict. I share the Catholic beliefs about homosexuality. However, those beliefs do not include beating or killing homosexuals.
Phew, now we're back to normal. Thanks for not wanting to stone me to death, bro.
Wake up Europe. Big daddy America won’t save you.
I actually already have that one on a T-shirt. With a picture of The Rock on it. Suck it, Euro-labias!!!
Well, well, here we go again. Once again Americans are watching activities in Europe wondering are we going to have to save them from themselves again.
Best. World War II interpretation. Ever.
In certain neighborhoods of Detroit when I was a kid, gays were routinely jumped by gang-bangers. That changed radically over one summer when gays, perhaps influenced by NY drag queens, starting packing STRAIGHT RAZORS. If these Euro-Gays sprang into an angry Muslim face or two with a flashing razor, the situation will change.
OK, maybe right-wingers aren't so bad after all. Let's be honest: At least 85 percent of life's problems could be solved if more people carried STRAIGHT RAZORS around (not least the other social ills that could be remedied by the influence of NY drag queeens). I wish I knew how to quit you, Race-Baiting Hillbilly.
My French friend, walking around town: What's is this place ahead? Amigo?
Me, wondering why I possess this knowledge: Oh, that's Copenhagen's gay sauna.
France: My uncle goes to gay saunas a lot.
Me: Why?
France: He's gay. Don't you all do that?
Me: [sigh]
I agree that the male staff who Hillary attracts are slick, geeky weasels or rancid, asexual cream puffs
Incidentally, this sounds like the two personae I alternate between on weekdays and weekends, respectively.
This is apparently what my Ohio aunt and uncle said when they found out I was gay.
I think every gay guy has like 30 of these post-gay reaction quotes in their anecdote-satchel. It's one of those rapidly dawning facts of life that, no matter who you are or where you come from, you say some retarded shit when people tell you they're gay.
The best I've ever been told was 'So, like, if you went to prison ... you wouldn't care'. But this one is a close second.
The book is about the first few years of the AIDS epidemic, and chronicles the arrogance, denial, indifference and general dickery that delayed anything resembling scientific progress almost until the '90s. This section comes after it's revealed that one of the main personnel at the CDC, who had been systematically denying funding to AIDS studies, had a bunch of posters of shirtless male soccer players in his office:
It was a truism to people active in the gay movement that the greatest impediments to homosexuals' progress often were not heterosexual bigots but closeted homosexuals.
Among the nations's decision makers, the homophobes largely had been silenced by the prevailing morality that viewed expressions of overty hostility toward gays as unfashionable. In fact, when not burdened by private sexual insecurities, many heterosexuals could be enlisted to support gays on the basis of personal integrity. By definition, the homosexual in the closet had surrendered his integrity. This makes closeted homosexual people very useful to the establishment. [...] The closeted homosexual is far less likely to demand fair or just treatment for his kind, because to do so would call attention to himself.
In other words, next time someone taps their foot in the bathroom stall next to yours, stomp on it.
The story above is actually sort of interesting, in an inevitable sort of way, but the smarmy tone of The Voice Dude just makes me hate everything inside and outside the little window. Surely there was a way to tell this story without using the constant piano background music, or the 200 iterations of the most obvious possible metaphor ("He's a goalie! With gayness! He's alone in the goal! Of gayness!"). What could have been a nice little story now just comes off as a Very Special Episode of 'Blossom'.
Ugh. Good luck with everything, Andrew. But next time a walking pair of jowls with a boom mic starts the inevitable "what was it like in the locker room?" nonsense, just say "Hey, at least I don't play for Duke" and keep walking.
I checked one of my gay blogs (blaggots?) today and found this story: Researchers: Captivity Brings Out the Lesbian in Koalas
It's about how female koalas act all Brokeback when you put them in captivity without males. Yawn.
There has been a shitload of these stories lately, from statistics showing that 80 percent of animal species engage in homosexuality to heartwarming stories of male penguin-pairs starting families (I'm sorry, I'm way too lazy/uninterested to look up a link for that shit).
Can we as a society agree to just stop bringing this shit up? People on the left latch on to these stories like it's some sort of blistering rhetorical smackdown. "Homosexuality is natural! Look: 80 percent of animals do it!" You know what else 80 percent of animals do? Eat their own poop. Animals do a lot of nonsensical shit. That's one of the symptoms of being an animal. There are a lot of good arguments out there for the public acceptance of homosexuality, but I'm sorry, "Lassie's doing it!" just isn't one of them.
Similarly, people on the right act like these kinds of stories have any significance whatsoever, which is retarded. Your son seeing two lions topping each other at the zoo is not going to drive him to 'Shortbus' anytime soon. Just snort derisively, think of John something-colon-something, and move on.
Look, one of the main fronts of the 'culture war' is this whole gay thing. There is enough embarrassment on both sides without bringing fucking National Geographic into it. Anyone using zoo animals as props to make a political, human-centered argument needs to take care of a Dalmation for a few months. Then tell me how much of that behavior we want to write into law.
I propose the following: Let's make a pact to stop reporting on every cousin-sodomizing zoo animal. That way we can get back to the real arguments. Like whether gay guys in the NBA locker room are the equivalent of 'profoundly unattractive, morbidly obese women'.
