10 bank security questions that would be more effective than 'What's your mother's maiden name?'
Who was the first ex you stalked on a social networking Website? What Zip code were you in when you gave or received your most regrettable handjob? What song was playing when you got your first slow-dance boner? Which religion do you think is the stupidest? Describe, in detail, the moment you realized that your first relationship had curdled into co-dependency. Which pre-1900 novel do you continue to claim that you've read? Which political figure would you celebrate the assassination of? What is the biggest lie on your resume? Which dysfunctional personality trait do you most blame on your mother? If you had to compare your genitalia to a character from a Pixar film, who would it be?
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I don't use social networking sites to stalk exes. I use them to stalk girls I had a crush on at school but was too shy to talk to.